1 00:00:01,129 --> 00:00:03,488 The bucket list... 2 00:00:03,489 --> 00:00:06,448 See the glaciers before they melt. 3 00:00:06,449 --> 00:00:10,048 Go on an African safari. 4 00:00:10,049 --> 00:00:14,288 Encounter the world's largest mammal. 5 00:00:14,289 --> 00:00:17,968 The ultimate things to do before you die. 6 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:19,688 Or are they? 7 00:00:19,689 --> 00:00:22,108 If I was on my deathbed, 8 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,449 there's no way I'd want to be climbing Kilimanjaro. 9 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:28,068 It's not things to do a few minutes before you die. 10 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,469 It's things to do in your life. 11 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:31,388 Easy, boys. Easy, boys! 12 00:00:31,389 --> 00:00:34,488 It's difficult. He was so suspicious after the last time. 13 00:00:34,489 --> 00:00:37,068 Oh, Jesus! 14 00:00:37,069 --> 00:00:39,908 We've told him that he gets to choose from the list 15 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,228 whatever he wants to do. 16 00:00:41,229 --> 00:00:42,768 It's like Romeo and Juliet. 17 00:00:42,769 --> 00:00:45,808 But that doesn't mean that there won't be a few treats in store 18 00:00:45,809 --> 00:00:48,008 that he's not expecting. 19 00:00:48,009 --> 00:00:50,148 This is a man who's reluctant. 20 00:00:50,149 --> 00:00:52,708 This is a man who doesn't want to do these things. 21 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:54,288 No. Let it happen. No. 22 00:00:54,289 --> 00:00:56,008 It's making Karl do things 23 00:00:56,009 --> 00:00:57,969 that other people want to do before they die. 24 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:01,349 Exactly, yeah. This isn't his list. 25 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:05,809 You fucking twats! 26 00:01:12,209 --> 00:01:15,488 Route 66 I've heard of. It's alright. 27 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:17,488 Travelling along Route 66. 28 00:01:17,489 --> 00:01:20,368 What is it? Just driving down it, having a look? 29 00:01:20,369 --> 00:01:24,688 Well, it's a long one. It's 2,500 miles. 30 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:27,228 One of America's first highways. 31 00:01:27,229 --> 00:01:29,368 The thing that worries me is 32 00:01:29,369 --> 00:01:33,188 is it America who's made this seem like it's a good thing to do? 33 00:01:33,189 --> 00:01:36,988 What do you mean? I just think they're more excitable. 34 00:01:36,989 --> 00:01:40,368 When I was in Disneyland, I went past some fruit on a boat. 35 00:01:40,369 --> 00:01:44,808 Three old women getting excited about an eggplant, whooping. 36 00:01:44,809 --> 00:01:46,769 Now I sort of think, "Am I miserable?" 37 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:49,108 You've got a question. I've got an answer. 38 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,848 Yeah, you're fucking miserable. 39 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:54,608 No, but I think I get excited at things you should get excited about. 40 00:01:54,609 --> 00:01:57,389 OK, what was the last thing you got excited about? 41 00:02:00,049 --> 00:02:03,408 Smile. Just smile. Just fake it. 42 00:02:03,409 --> 00:02:05,028 No, do a smile. 43 00:02:05,029 --> 00:02:07,389 See, you don't know what that feels like, do you? 44 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:09,548 That's odd to you. No, show your teeth. 45 00:02:09,549 --> 00:02:12,728 Yeah, yeah. That looks weird. I've never seen it before. 46 00:02:12,729 --> 00:02:14,468 It looks weird. It looks weird. 47 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:17,348 So, Route 66, you must have heard of that. 48 00:02:17,349 --> 00:02:20,848 Yeah, a car without a roof on it, driving along. Yeah. 49 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,628 Sun sort of there, shades. 50 00:02:23,629 --> 00:02:26,608 Right, there you go. Get your kicks on Route 66. 51 00:02:26,609 --> 00:02:27,709 Off you go. 52 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,648 It's just a road. 53 00:02:33,649 --> 00:02:37,068 It's tarmac. It's a road with cars on it. 54 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,748 It's like any other road. 55 00:02:38,749 --> 00:02:42,448 I don't think Americans come over here going, "Where's the M1?" 56 00:02:42,449 --> 00:02:44,169 "I can't wait to get on the M1." 57 00:02:45,529 --> 00:02:48,588 Is it the first road over there, the first proper road? 58 00:02:48,589 --> 00:02:50,908 The first one across America. 59 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:55,728 Everyone thinks the M1 is our first motorway, but it isn't. 60 00:02:55,729 --> 00:02:57,688 M6. 61 00:02:57,689 --> 00:03:01,708 Preston Bypass, that's the first motorway in the UK. 62 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:04,048 But you don't hear people going on about it. 63 00:03:04,049 --> 00:03:06,868 They don't get excited, "I'm going on the M6 tomorrow." 64 00:03:06,869 --> 00:03:09,129 "Are you? Lucky bastard." It doesn't happen. 65 00:03:29,149 --> 00:03:34,288 Right, this is it then, isn't it? I'm in California. 66 00:03:34,289 --> 00:03:36,208 Nice, isn't it? 67 00:03:36,209 --> 00:03:41,328 This bit here, the pier, is... 68 00:03:41,329 --> 00:03:44,748 That's the start of Route 66. 69 00:03:44,749 --> 00:03:49,648 And I think it goes that way for miles. 70 00:03:49,649 --> 00:03:53,288 It's an alright beach though, isn't it? This is me, this. 71 00:03:53,289 --> 00:03:54,928 Loads of room. 72 00:03:54,929 --> 00:03:56,789 Not as clean as I thought it would be. 73 00:03:56,790 --> 00:04:00,309 There's pigeon's knocking about which you don't see on Baywatch. 74 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:20,189 That would be good if I get a Hummer. 75 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:23,248 Or any of these, if it's got air-con. 76 00:04:28,109 --> 00:04:31,548 Can't argue, can I? I asked for a convertible. 77 00:04:35,169 --> 00:04:37,848 Fucking hell. 78 00:04:47,569 --> 00:04:49,268 It's not what I had pictured. 79 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:52,228 In fact, I've seen babies in prams bigger than this. 80 00:05:05,969 --> 00:05:10,088 Why do people say they want to do the Route 66 thing? 81 00:05:10,089 --> 00:05:13,788 Am I meant to enjoy it now whilst I'm doing it, 82 00:05:13,789 --> 00:05:15,689 or is it something you appreciate after? 83 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,948 Do you know what I mean? Like a lot of things in life. 84 00:05:18,949 --> 00:05:21,748 In a way, even though I'm eager to have fruit 85 00:05:21,749 --> 00:05:25,148 and I'd love to have an orange, I never really enjoy the orange. 86 00:05:25,149 --> 00:05:28,328 I'm always happy to get to the end when you can wash your hands. 87 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,488 I get sick of it running down your arm. 88 00:05:30,489 --> 00:05:32,609 I tend to eat them in the bath. 89 00:05:58,309 --> 00:06:00,209 I'm shattered, do you know what I mean? 90 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:02,748 Now I've got to turn into Lionel Blair just like that. 91 00:06:02,749 --> 00:06:04,808 Ha! Ha! 92 00:06:04,809 --> 00:06:06,928 That's it, that's it! Good, good, good! 93 00:06:06,929 --> 00:06:09,128 OK, go like this. 94 00:06:09,129 --> 00:06:11,208 He! He! 95 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:13,528 Yes, see, you're using your diaphragm. 96 00:06:13,529 --> 00:06:15,248 Whoooo! 97 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,788 That's good, Karl. I think you can sing. 98 00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:20,368 So, we have a solo for you. You're gonna do a solo. 99 00:06:20,369 --> 00:06:23,248 Does that mean singing on my own? That's what it means. 100 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,588 I can't do that. You don't want me doing a solo. 101 00:06:33,969 --> 00:06:37,168 That's it! Karl, you could do this solo. 102 00:06:37,169 --> 00:06:40,208 Get the dancers in! No, hang on. No, wait. 103 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:43,568 Don't bring the dancers in yet, honestly. 104 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,168 I need to nail this. 105 00:06:45,169 --> 00:06:49,648 It's just that in two hours or so, you're going to be performing it. 106 00:06:49,649 --> 00:06:54,748 Karl, your facial expressions. And remember, smile. 107 00:06:54,749 --> 00:06:56,589 See, we need a nice face like that. 108 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:02,068 It's not fun for everyone. She's going, "See, you're having fun." 109 00:07:02,069 --> 00:07:03,768 "No, not really. No, I'm not." 110 00:07:03,769 --> 00:07:06,288 But is it just an American thing? 111 00:07:06,289 --> 00:07:09,028 Do they have fun better than us? 112 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,648 The word "fun" annoys me. 113 00:07:10,649 --> 00:07:13,308 Someone says, "Are you coming round, having some fun?" 114 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,828 "I'd rather not actually. I don't want fun." 115 00:07:15,829 --> 00:07:18,768 It's a word I just don't use. 116 00:07:24,769 --> 00:07:27,328 It's not my sort of thing, singing and dancing. 117 00:07:27,329 --> 00:07:30,288 We've got enough singers and dancers anyway in the country. 118 00:07:30,289 --> 00:07:33,668 Why we still have Pop Idol and X Factor... Everyone's singing. 119 00:07:33,669 --> 00:07:36,688 I mean, this is a school. They're not doing English and maths. 120 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,088 They're arsing about jumping to Van Halen. 121 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:41,488 Where's the doctors, the plumbers? 122 00:07:41,489 --> 00:07:44,908 When I had a problem with my boiler, I had to wait two weeks. 123 00:07:44,909 --> 00:07:47,748 If they need someone to come round and sing and dance, 124 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:49,489 loads of them. We've got enough. 125 00:07:57,669 --> 00:07:59,768 I haven't got a taste for it, honestly. 126 00:07:59,769 --> 00:08:02,228 This isn't like a big life-changing moment. 127 00:08:02,229 --> 00:08:04,688 "Oh, Karl has finally found his destiny." 128 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:06,208 I don't want to do this. 129 00:09:24,069 --> 00:09:25,808 I've never been that embarrassed. 130 00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:28,948 I always say to you that you give me anxiety dreams. 131 00:09:28,949 --> 00:09:31,448 I panic because of the things you set up. 132 00:09:31,449 --> 00:09:33,968 That time when I had a dream about being in a toilet 133 00:09:33,969 --> 00:09:36,369 and you open the door and there was a big audience 134 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:38,128 looking at me having a shit. 135 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:40,908 It was exactly the same feeling I had in my dream as that. 136 00:09:40,909 --> 00:09:43,889 I just wanted to wake up and for it to go away. It was shocking. 137 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:58,769 That's true actually. Yeah. 138 00:10:03,749 --> 00:10:04,789 That's normal. 139 00:10:22,945 --> 00:10:26,405 You got to stretch your legs when you've been sat in a car all day. 140 00:10:29,865 --> 00:10:31,605 What's all this? 141 00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:37,065 Hello? 142 00:10:39,285 --> 00:10:40,725 Hello? 143 00:10:44,025 --> 00:10:45,505 Hello? 144 00:10:49,845 --> 00:10:51,485 Jesus. 145 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,404 What's it all about? 146 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,844 Is it one man who's done this, or is it a touristy thing 147 00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:03,284 and you're meant to bring a bottle and stick one on when you're here? 148 00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:06,504 I think it's just one guy's house. 149 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:09,684 He's got a serious drink problem whatever it is, hasn't he? 150 00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:12,824 To be honest, it's scary that he's not in, cos where is he? 151 00:11:12,825 --> 00:11:17,425 What is he doing? What is his life like? 152 00:11:20,065 --> 00:11:22,204 I don't know what I'm meant to get from it. 153 00:11:22,205 --> 00:11:25,204 I don't know if it's proving a point, or if he's just a scruffy bastard. 154 00:11:25,205 --> 00:11:27,104 This is what they mean, isn't it, 155 00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:31,124 about it's not worth doing recycling back in Britain? 156 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,364 Because there's me with my Marmite jar, 157 00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:35,524 and my milk bottle and what-have you. 158 00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:38,744 But if he's doing this, what's the point? 159 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:41,424 I just always think about when it's time to move 160 00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:43,744 and you've got to sell your place. 161 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,004 His target market... 162 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:49,384 There's not many people who would want this in their front garden. 163 00:11:49,385 --> 00:11:52,764 No-one's gonna turn up and go, "This is what I've been looking for." 164 00:11:52,765 --> 00:11:56,085 "Two bedrooms, we're after that. A load of shit in the garden." 165 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:19,924 I got a text from Steve and he says this part of Route 66 166 00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:24,224 goes through the old hippy area. 167 00:12:24,225 --> 00:12:27,284 So he wants me to stop off and meet Valerie. 168 00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:31,444 "She's into New Age healing therapy. Enjoy." 169 00:12:33,365 --> 00:12:35,764 Did that just shout my name? 170 00:12:35,765 --> 00:12:37,724 Hello? 171 00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:38,965 Karl. 172 00:12:41,045 --> 00:12:42,645 Hello! 173 00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:45,524 Hello! 174 00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:46,545 Valerie. Hello. 175 00:12:46,546 --> 00:12:48,464 I'm Karl. Nice to meet you. 176 00:12:48,465 --> 00:12:51,864 Did you just shout my name? No, she may have. 177 00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:54,164 That's Kiwi. It's not doing it now. 178 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:56,184 So, you're a shaker? I'm a what? 179 00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:58,484 You're a shaker. Are you a hugger? 180 00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:01,044 Er... You want a hug? 181 00:13:01,045 --> 00:13:03,704 No, this is alright, this is good. I've just met you. 182 00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:05,484 Come in. Alright. 183 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,964 Hello. Hiya. 184 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,164 This is Clive. Clive. This is Sam. 185 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,585 Nice to meet you. This is Karl. 186 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:13,044 Hello. This is what we call the sandbox. 187 00:13:13,045 --> 00:13:15,284 This is Karl. Hey, Karl. 188 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,004 This is our beanbag hang out. 189 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,044 It's held space for a lot of really beautiful gatherings, 190 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:24,724 a lot of connecting. Would you like to see inside? Yeah. 191 00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:26,804 This is where we'll be gathering tonight. 192 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,124 Who will be? Could be 15 or 20 people. 193 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,964 It's called cuddle party. 194 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:34,644 Have you heard of cuddle party? No... But hang on. 195 00:13:34,645 --> 00:13:39,844 I haven't been here long, but I've walked past... four blokes. 196 00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:42,644 One woman. So how does that work? 197 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:46,284 They're coming. There will be more women. 198 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,664 You don't want to cuddle any men? 199 00:13:48,665 --> 00:13:52,285 Well, I don't want to cuddle strangers really. 200 00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:54,964 Probably gonna start at eight, 201 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:58,024 so you and I need to go and put our pyjamas on. 202 00:13:58,025 --> 00:13:59,445 Why have I got to wear pyjamas? 203 00:13:59,446 --> 00:14:02,164 Look, I am so comfy now I've got shorts on. 204 00:14:02,165 --> 00:14:05,664 They're nice and baggy, I'm getting air to my legs. I'm relaxed. 205 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:10,185 I think I'm gonna encourage you to push yourself and put on some PJ's. 206 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,964 "Bucket list. What do you want to do, Karl?" 207 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:24,404 "I want to drive down Route 66." "Alright then." 208 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,945 What are we doing? 209 00:14:29,045 --> 00:14:31,764 I'm keeping my hat on. I don't want to look too relaxed 210 00:14:31,765 --> 00:14:34,244 because it then looks like I am up for anything. 211 00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:39,204 But this is saying... "I'm new round here." 212 00:14:39,205 --> 00:14:40,924 Is there any part of you 213 00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:43,545 that thinks you might learn something from it? 214 00:14:50,205 --> 00:14:52,725 No. I don't think there is. 215 00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:56,104 Touch can be very healing, 216 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:58,324 and sometimes things come up we don't expect. 217 00:14:58,325 --> 00:15:03,544 So, that means that if you are cuddling and you become aroused, 218 00:15:03,545 --> 00:15:06,804 that's OK, that's a beautiful thing to acknowledge. 219 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:10,004 Speak with your partner, you can excuse yourself and have grapes. 220 00:15:10,005 --> 00:15:14,024 It's about using your voice and communicating, right? 221 00:15:14,025 --> 00:15:16,404 We do get questions here about erections 222 00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:18,904 and they do happen from time to time. 223 00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:20,305 There's a level of discomfort, 224 00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:23,444 and what we're aiming for here is to be comfortable with that. 225 00:15:23,445 --> 00:15:26,524 To be able to dialogue, to be able to talk about what to do. 226 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,464 Would you like to hug? I'd rather not. 227 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,284 You're not ready to hug me yet? 228 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:34,024 No. Because I think we're getting on without it. 229 00:15:34,025 --> 00:15:35,424 We're fine. 230 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:38,945 Can I hug you? Will you hug me? Yes. 231 00:15:41,645 --> 00:15:43,765 Mmm, thank you. You're welcome. 232 00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:48,504 Would you like... Honestly, it's nothing against you. 233 00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:51,404 I haven't hugged Valerie. You haven't hugged her? 234 00:15:51,405 --> 00:15:53,224 No. Alright then. 235 00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:56,544 I didn't want to be pushed into it. I didn't know I was coming tonight. 236 00:15:56,545 --> 00:15:58,445 It's not like I knew what was going on. 237 00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:00,044 I can't hug you now 238 00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:02,704 because then Valerie will be going, "Hang on a minute." 239 00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:04,244 Are you making that up? 240 00:16:04,245 --> 00:16:07,404 Valerie wouldn't care. She'd be so happy you changed your mind. 241 00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:10,484 I would be happy that you said yes to what you want to say yes to. 242 00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:12,405 I'm telling you, it would bother you. 243 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,584 Inside, you'd be going, "What is going on?" Oh, dear one! 244 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,525 How long does this go on for? 245 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,984 Are people paying to be here? 246 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,465 That's what it's about then. 247 00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:31,244 Of course she's gonna say, "A cuddle is good for you." 248 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:33,685 She's doing the sell job to us. She's not gonna go, 249 00:16:33,686 --> 00:16:36,624 "It's a load of old bollocks this, but don't tell anyone." 250 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:37,905 But good on her. 251 00:16:37,906 --> 00:16:41,684 Don't have a go at people for coming up with a business venture. 252 00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:46,664 But if she went on "Dragon's Den," this wouldn't happen in England. 253 00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:48,024 This wouldn't work. 254 00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:50,005 But in America, they love all this shit. 255 00:17:00,665 --> 00:17:04,604 How would you feel if I scooted up behind you to spoon you? 256 00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:07,564 That's worse than a cuddle. That is a cuddle. 257 00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:09,944 That's more than a cuddle that. 258 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,604 What if I put my back to you and I face the other way? 259 00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:15,524 That's alright because that's just because it's crowded. 260 00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:18,944 Touching like that, that's just like being on the tube. 261 00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:21,484 But you don't touch people on the tube. 262 00:17:21,485 --> 00:17:23,584 You do. In London you do. 263 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,324 It's a nightmare in rush hour. Really? 264 00:17:26,325 --> 00:17:29,824 You'd love it. 265 00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:32,224 Right. That's enough fun for me anyway. 266 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,924 You want to go down there? I've got to get going. The traffic's... 267 00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,364 What?! The traffic... 268 00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:40,004 What are you talking about, the traffic? 269 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,600 This is a bit of a tourist attraction. 270 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:13,006 Might as well have a look. 271 00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:15,187 Nothing else happening, is there? 272 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,399 Big fish in a small pond. 273 00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:34,058 The sign said it was an anniversary present. 274 00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,799 The bloke who built it built it for his wife. 275 00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:40,258 Odd gift, isn't it? 276 00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:44,358 And then the problem is, he did this, what do you get her next year? 277 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,538 You're just making yourself a bigger problem. 278 00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:50,018 Suzanne always says it's not about the gifts. 279 00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:52,258 She says it's the thought and everything. 280 00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:56,738 You never go out of your way to get me something... different. 281 00:18:56,739 --> 00:19:00,058 She says she's always giving me hints, but I don't hear her. 282 00:19:00,059 --> 00:19:03,958 She says, "I've told you I've wanted this, I've told you I wanted that." 283 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:07,058 "You never listen." And then she gets fed up. 284 00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:10,978 That's the thing, you see. About America, all that positive thinking. 285 00:19:10,979 --> 00:19:12,238 She has positive thinking. 286 00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:15,537 She thinks, "I've told him I want a new ring or a pair of earrings, 287 00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:17,257 he'll get it me." 288 00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,238 She has that positive thinking about it. 289 00:19:19,239 --> 00:19:21,517 But the problem with positive thinking, 290 00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:23,957 when it doesn't happen, you get negative. 291 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,037 And most of the time, it doesn't happen. 292 00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:28,378 So she's pissed off most of the time. 293 00:19:31,578 --> 00:19:33,818 She wouldn't want this anyway. 294 00:20:12,438 --> 00:20:13,937 Looking for gold. 295 00:20:13,938 --> 00:20:16,857 That'd be good. I'll get Suzanne some. 296 00:20:16,858 --> 00:20:20,597 She'll be impressed with that present, and it's free, 297 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,997 so we're both happy. 298 00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:25,298 Is this like a proper trailer park? 299 00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:30,297 I've heard of these. 300 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,318 I mean, I lived in a tiny flat in London... 301 00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:38,517 but it was still a bit bigger than that. 302 00:20:38,518 --> 00:20:42,537 That is ridiculous. 303 00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:45,057 You can wash up whilst you're in bed. 304 00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:48,597 Do you know what would annoy me with that? 305 00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:51,317 If someone comes and you don't want to answer the door. 306 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:55,038 They know you're in, don't they? There's nowhere to hide there. 307 00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:03,317 These are alright. These are like what we used to stay in Wales. 308 00:21:03,318 --> 00:21:06,697 I think I'd be happy with this. 309 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:09,578 Because you'd just always feel like you're on holiday. 310 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,255 Joe. Hey, how's it going? 311 00:21:16,256 --> 00:21:18,534 I'm Karl. How are you? Nice to meet you, man. 312 00:21:18,535 --> 00:21:20,434 You alright? Nice to meet you. 313 00:21:20,435 --> 00:21:22,814 How are you doing? Just a bit hot. 314 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:26,334 You wanted to find some gold. Yeah. 315 00:21:26,335 --> 00:21:29,054 I wouldn't mind getting some for my girlfriend. 316 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,874 She always expects a gift when I come home. Oh, yeah, I bet. 317 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,814 Maybe you could find something to take back to her. 318 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:39,274 We'll take my truck and we'll go find some gold back there. 319 00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:42,334 I bet you're interested in getting into a mine, huh? 320 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,395 How does that sound? That sounds good. Sounds good. 321 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,534 Bloody hell. 322 00:21:52,535 --> 00:21:55,514 Pretty good pickup, huh? Yeah. 323 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:59,754 You've never been up hills like these, huh? Not driving. 324 00:21:59,755 --> 00:22:01,934 Well, this will be an experience for you. 325 00:22:01,935 --> 00:22:04,735 Oh, Jesus. Fucking hell. 326 00:22:11,575 --> 00:22:13,535 Slow down a bit here. 327 00:22:15,975 --> 00:22:17,634 Fucking hell. 328 00:22:17,635 --> 00:22:19,495 Jesus. 329 00:22:21,055 --> 00:22:23,875 You like that, huh, Karl? Is there not another way? 330 00:22:38,675 --> 00:22:41,694 It's proper mental that. 331 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,454 And that's his commute. 332 00:22:44,455 --> 00:22:46,495 Every day. 333 00:22:47,895 --> 00:22:50,394 This is an example of the explosion 334 00:22:50,395 --> 00:22:54,814 that we would get to open up a new tunnel. 335 00:22:54,815 --> 00:22:57,534 You can try to shoot this target here. 336 00:22:57,535 --> 00:23:00,254 Come on up here on this little road right here 337 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,814 and see how good you can do on this one here, Karl. 338 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,374 Alright, everybody... 339 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:07,334 Shall I get a bit further back? This seems close to me. 340 00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:09,074 You're fine, you're fine. 341 00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:11,214 Are you sure? Oh, I'm positive. 342 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:14,535 If anything comes towards you, I'll jump in front of it. 343 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,854 Just take your time and be at ease. You're fine. 344 00:23:19,855 --> 00:23:22,674 Safe distance. Is it gonna be loud? 345 00:23:22,675 --> 00:23:24,415 No, not too loud. 346 00:23:25,935 --> 00:23:29,014 Fucking it was loud. 347 00:23:29,015 --> 00:23:31,394 I thought you were talking about the explosion. 348 00:23:31,395 --> 00:23:34,494 No, I meant this. Fucking hell! You want an ear plug? Jesus. 349 00:23:34,495 --> 00:23:36,414 Have you got another one? 350 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,014 This for a coconut. 351 00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:43,134 Oh, a few inches too high. That was too high. 352 00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:45,394 Aim fast, aim fast. 353 00:23:45,395 --> 00:23:46,815 Aim it on there and do it. 354 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,374 Breathe, breathe, do it! 355 00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:51,974 Fucking hell! 356 00:23:51,975 --> 00:23:54,814 There you go, Karl! You got it! 357 00:23:54,815 --> 00:23:58,034 Ow! That's hot. Yeah, that's hot. 358 00:23:58,035 --> 00:23:59,934 Did you like that, Karl? 359 00:23:59,935 --> 00:24:03,775 It's a good feeling, isn't it? Yeah. It's a good stress release. 360 00:24:05,395 --> 00:24:08,594 I used to play on these all the time at the fair. 361 00:24:08,595 --> 00:24:11,294 You know, where you had to hit a dartboard. 362 00:24:11,295 --> 00:24:14,334 A bit of paper in the middle with a star on it. 363 00:24:14,335 --> 00:24:16,214 I used to always win coconuts. 364 00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:18,394 It was always coconuts. 365 00:24:18,395 --> 00:24:20,894 Not at all, it was useless. 366 00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:24,574 That's the only time you see them. You can't see them in supermarkets. 367 00:24:24,575 --> 00:24:27,154 You need a coconut, you've got to go to the fair. 368 00:24:27,155 --> 00:24:29,214 I'm gonna let you light one this time. 369 00:24:29,215 --> 00:24:33,074 We ought to stick it in that crack and blow that whole mountain up. 370 00:24:33,075 --> 00:24:34,714 Is he serious? 371 00:24:34,715 --> 00:24:36,895 Blowing that up? 372 00:24:42,255 --> 00:24:43,975 Karl. 373 00:24:46,015 --> 00:24:47,514 Get behind there. 374 00:24:47,515 --> 00:24:51,774 How long do you reckon? Oh. Any second now. 375 00:24:51,775 --> 00:24:53,594 Say ten seconds. Count down, Karl. 376 00:24:53,595 --> 00:24:56,554 Ten, nine, eight... 377 00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:03,774 You only got to, what? To eight? 378 00:25:03,775 --> 00:25:06,254 Did you feel the decompression through the air? 379 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:09,734 It sucks your ears. Yeah, it's kind of relaxing to do that. 380 00:25:09,735 --> 00:25:12,574 Not really. No? No. 381 00:25:12,575 --> 00:25:14,814 Is that your idea of fun around here? 382 00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:17,854 It used to be, but I got blown up a while back. 383 00:25:17,855 --> 00:25:19,454 Seriously? Yeah, seriously. 384 00:25:19,455 --> 00:25:22,034 I like the way you tell me that now. 385 00:25:22,035 --> 00:25:23,774 Go on back there, Karl. 386 00:25:23,775 --> 00:25:26,174 That way we can find some good pieces of ore. 387 00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:28,574 I don't... Is it worth going further down? 388 00:25:28,575 --> 00:25:31,474 Well, you don't know till you get there. 389 00:25:31,475 --> 00:25:33,054 I never wanted to work down a pit. 390 00:25:33,055 --> 00:25:35,794 You just don't want to scream or yell. 391 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,235 Just keep watching for snakes. 392 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:40,494 What about spiders? There's spiders anywhere. 393 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:43,294 I can't... How big are they? 394 00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:44,714 What's that there? 395 00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:46,534 There's a bat. 396 00:25:46,535 --> 00:25:49,574 Whoa! You stupid bastard! 397 00:25:49,575 --> 00:25:51,774 Don't do that. What did you call me? 398 00:25:53,555 --> 00:25:55,294 I kind of felt safe with him. 399 00:25:55,295 --> 00:25:58,074 It's like, even if it did all cave in, 400 00:25:58,075 --> 00:25:59,935 I reckon he'd be able to get me out. 401 00:25:59,936 --> 00:26:02,155 It was like having Desperate Dan with me. 402 00:26:03,975 --> 00:26:07,014 One hand right here. One hand right here. 403 00:26:07,015 --> 00:26:10,174 Kind of tilt it down. You want to shake it like this. 404 00:26:10,175 --> 00:26:14,494 Went looking for gold, didn't find any. 405 00:26:14,495 --> 00:26:17,234 So it's not looking good for Suzanne's present. 406 00:26:17,235 --> 00:26:19,314 That's what I was relying on really. 407 00:26:19,315 --> 00:26:21,614 I'm after something bigger, something like that. 408 00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:23,194 Yeah, me too. 409 00:26:23,195 --> 00:26:27,454 I like Joe though. He had his vest on, ready for action. 410 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:30,894 Three guns, a rifle. 411 00:26:30,895 --> 00:26:33,475 We're only having a barbecue. 412 00:26:34,975 --> 00:26:37,175 What was your other... The rest of your trip like? 413 00:26:37,176 --> 00:26:40,394 I went to a cuddle party. 414 00:26:40,395 --> 00:26:42,854 Couple parties, huh? "Cuddle." 415 00:26:42,855 --> 00:26:46,014 A cuddle party? What the hell is that? 416 00:26:46,015 --> 00:26:49,555 Meet up in a tent with a load of strangers and have a hug. 417 00:26:50,895 --> 00:26:53,534 That's a new one on me. 418 00:26:53,535 --> 00:26:57,095 I hope they were women. A bit of both. 419 00:27:06,315 --> 00:27:08,735 That's been one good thing actually about Route 66. 420 00:27:08,736 --> 00:27:13,135 It is a good sort of road to listen to music on. 421 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:21,554 They're all a bit depressing, the songs I like, but good stories. 422 00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:24,254 "Pinball Wizard," I've never understood that one. 423 00:27:24,255 --> 00:27:27,614 That deaf, dumb and blind kid playing pinball. 424 00:27:27,615 --> 00:27:31,354 I just always think, did he even know he was playing pinball? 425 00:27:31,355 --> 00:27:33,714 He's got no senses there. 426 00:27:33,715 --> 00:27:38,174 "Deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball." 427 00:27:38,175 --> 00:27:41,214 He's no idea what he's doing. If you're deaf, dumb and blind, 428 00:27:41,215 --> 00:27:45,054 it's a waste of money putting it in the pinball machine. 429 00:27:45,055 --> 00:27:47,454 Could have just given him some buttons to hit. 430 00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:49,575 He's no idea what he's doing. 431 00:27:59,075 --> 00:28:03,335 I walked miles to find a tree to have a piss at. 432 00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:09,754 That's not for me that, is it? 433 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:12,735 That isn't the next thing Ricky and Steve have got me? 434 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,594 That's what I wanted. 435 00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:17,995 That's what I had in my head. 436 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,135 Are you Ronnie? Alright, Ronnie. 437 00:28:42,175 --> 00:28:44,095 This fucking thing. 438 00:28:45,535 --> 00:28:48,034 It's embarrassing. 439 00:28:48,035 --> 00:28:49,855 Happens every time. 440 00:28:51,295 --> 00:28:55,414 Meet Ronnie. Hard looking bloke. 441 00:28:55,415 --> 00:28:57,634 He had tattoos on his legs. 442 00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:00,514 For me, that's when you know someone is hard. 443 00:29:00,515 --> 00:29:02,674 Not the poncey ones either. 444 00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:06,674 Not Latin and all that, or that Robbie Williams style thing. 445 00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:09,174 Just like this. Is that the only way in? 446 00:29:09,175 --> 00:29:10,914 Only way in. 447 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,854 Doesn't use aftershave, smells like a WD-40. 448 00:29:13,855 --> 00:29:16,415 Fucking hell! 449 00:29:20,915 --> 00:29:23,715 I'm not getting in this. 450 00:29:26,675 --> 00:29:28,734 Fucking hell. 451 00:29:28,735 --> 00:29:30,974 You want to go try this now? No, forget it. 452 00:29:30,975 --> 00:29:32,274 No? No. 453 00:29:32,275 --> 00:29:36,774 You don't want to go for a ride? Not without a proper seat. 454 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,974 Jamie, there isn't even a proper seat. 455 00:29:38,975 --> 00:29:41,234 I can't get in this. 456 00:29:41,235 --> 00:29:43,134 Ronnie! 457 00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:45,854 Can you hear me? Ronnie! Ronnie! 458 00:29:45,855 --> 00:29:48,074 Ronnie! Ronnie! 459 00:29:48,075 --> 00:29:51,734 Stop! Ronnie! Ronnie! 460 00:29:51,735 --> 00:29:54,934 Stop, stop, stop! 461 00:29:54,935 --> 00:29:57,574 Ronnie! 462 00:29:57,575 --> 00:29:59,274 Right, that's fine. 463 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:02,534 Want to try it again? No, you're alright, Ronnie. 464 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:16,734 I mean, look at the size of it. 465 00:30:16,735 --> 00:30:19,514 And yet there's only room for one man in it. It makes no sense. 466 00:30:19,515 --> 00:30:23,134 It's not a monster truck, it's just big wheels. 467 00:30:23,135 --> 00:30:25,374 And that doesn't add anything to a car. 468 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:28,454 I don't buy a car on the size of the wheels. 469 00:30:28,455 --> 00:30:32,434 If it had a monster glove compartment, that's more useful. 470 00:30:32,435 --> 00:30:34,735 Look at mine compared to that. 471 00:30:54,990 --> 00:30:58,909 I thought Route 66 was meant to be about freedom, 472 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:01,309 but it isn't cos it's really restricting. 473 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:03,036 It's one road. 474 00:31:03,037 --> 00:31:04,596 I don't think I like that in life. 475 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:06,977 I think that's why I'm not a big fan of Sat Navs. 476 00:31:06,978 --> 00:31:10,896 Getting lost, that's a good thing in life I think. 477 00:31:10,897 --> 00:31:12,516 That's how you find new things. 478 00:31:12,517 --> 00:31:14,156 When Columbus was in his boat, 479 00:31:14,157 --> 00:31:16,396 I wonder if he was trying to find America. 480 00:31:16,397 --> 00:31:19,876 Or if he just got in the boat and went out for a Sunday sail. 481 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:23,596 He bumped into it and went, "Bloody hell, look at this I've found." 482 00:31:23,597 --> 00:31:28,836 I think my problem with Route 66 is it's already laid out, 483 00:31:28,837 --> 00:31:30,596 and I'm just on it. 484 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,637 It's not my journey, is it? 485 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:02,856 Aren't the Amish meant to be great believers in sharing and all that? 486 00:32:02,857 --> 00:32:05,316 Not being selfish. 487 00:32:05,317 --> 00:32:09,797 This might be a good place to get Suzanne a gift for free. 488 00:32:11,717 --> 00:32:13,796 Hello. Hi, I'm Karl. 489 00:32:13,797 --> 00:32:15,896 Karl, nice to meet you. Nice to see you. 490 00:32:15,897 --> 00:32:18,976 How are you doing today? Good, how about you. 491 00:32:18,977 --> 00:32:21,956 Not bad, just a little bit warm. Yeah, it's a little warm. 492 00:32:21,957 --> 00:32:23,875 Burning my head. That's my dad, Laverne. 493 00:32:23,876 --> 00:32:25,797 Hello, Laverne. How are you doing there? 494 00:32:25,798 --> 00:32:28,196 Come on out, girls. 495 00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:30,236 You were hoping to go inside I bet. 496 00:32:30,237 --> 00:32:32,356 Yeah, to get out of this. It's roasting. 497 00:32:32,357 --> 00:32:34,916 Do you have suntan lotion? What's that? 498 00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:37,077 Suntan lotion. 499 00:32:38,237 --> 00:32:41,476 A hat? If you've got a hat, I'm happy to wear a hat. 500 00:32:41,477 --> 00:32:44,036 Or lotion, whatever's easiest. 501 00:32:44,037 --> 00:32:47,337 That's it. That's great. OK? Alright. 502 00:32:50,197 --> 00:32:52,876 Do you want to give us a hand? Yeah, I'm happy to do that. 503 00:32:52,877 --> 00:32:56,516 Remove your shoes, go barefoot and get a treatment. 504 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,696 Go barefoot. 505 00:32:58,697 --> 00:33:01,156 I don't grow anything at home. 506 00:33:01,157 --> 00:33:04,036 You get all your produce from someone else. 507 00:33:04,037 --> 00:33:07,756 Yeah. I get it delivered. Yeah. 508 00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:13,676 You just go on the computer, tick boxes. 509 00:33:13,677 --> 00:33:16,316 Six eggs, bread, beans. 510 00:33:16,317 --> 00:33:18,857 They just deliver it to your house. Oh, really? 511 00:33:22,277 --> 00:33:26,116 I'd say the kids are the biggest difference. 512 00:33:26,117 --> 00:33:28,996 His kids seem a lot different than the kids you see at home. 513 00:33:28,997 --> 00:33:32,376 They seem like kids. 514 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:35,696 Kids that age at home, they're pushing a pram with a fag on. 515 00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:37,696 Everything is in a rush now at home. 516 00:33:37,697 --> 00:33:42,436 Everyone wants to be an adult. They want to skip being a kid. 517 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,836 I loved being a kid. I loved it. 518 00:33:44,837 --> 00:33:47,337 The best years of my life playing out on my bike. 519 00:33:51,877 --> 00:33:53,916 What about relaxing? 520 00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:56,836 Like a... You see... 521 00:33:56,837 --> 00:33:59,576 I don't read that much so it's hard to think. 522 00:33:59,577 --> 00:34:02,576 But say like a James Bond, say "Dr No" or something like that, 523 00:34:02,577 --> 00:34:05,996 would you ever read something like that, or can't you relate to it? 524 00:34:05,997 --> 00:34:08,516 Like a what? James Bond. 525 00:34:08,517 --> 00:34:11,236 Haven't heard of James Bond? Seriously? 526 00:34:11,237 --> 00:34:14,736 Seriously, I'm not... 527 00:34:14,737 --> 00:34:17,156 Is it kind of a mystery? 528 00:34:17,157 --> 00:34:22,116 He's like a British agent. He's an undercover... 529 00:34:22,117 --> 00:34:25,176 He solves crime, and he's been around for ages. 530 00:34:25,177 --> 00:34:27,776 Come on in. Let's have a look. 531 00:34:27,777 --> 00:34:30,037 Get out of the sun. 532 00:34:31,577 --> 00:34:34,276 A little bit cooler down here. That's nice though, isn't it? 533 00:34:34,277 --> 00:34:36,256 Good these, Polly. 534 00:34:36,257 --> 00:34:38,596 You want to take a can with you? 535 00:34:38,597 --> 00:34:42,436 Erm... I was just thinking about my girlfriend. 536 00:34:42,437 --> 00:34:46,756 She always expects a present when I've been away. Oh, sure. 537 00:34:46,757 --> 00:34:50,036 I'm thinking... peas are fine. 538 00:34:50,037 --> 00:34:52,736 She's not gonna like these because she's... 539 00:34:52,737 --> 00:34:56,636 She's not that fussy with peas. Honestly, they're like garden peas. 540 00:34:56,637 --> 00:35:00,076 They are, but they're kind of mushy. 541 00:35:00,077 --> 00:35:02,656 She likes mushy peas. They taste... OK. 542 00:35:02,657 --> 00:35:05,236 Mushy peas, that's a thing they have in England. 543 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:08,756 Mushy peas with fish and chips. That is fine, and it's a good size. 544 00:35:08,757 --> 00:35:11,877 Is that OK? Sure, that's OK. 545 00:35:21,317 --> 00:35:23,396 You've got to admire them, haven't you? 546 00:35:23,397 --> 00:35:26,756 Really happy with the most simplest things. 547 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:29,776 I had to be chuffed about some peas. 548 00:35:29,777 --> 00:35:32,257 And I know Suzanne, she won't be happy with that. 549 00:35:32,258 --> 00:35:35,216 She'll have a face on. Cos she knows I was going in a gold mine. 550 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:38,016 She'll be thinking she's getting a new necklace when I go home. 551 00:35:38,017 --> 00:35:40,436 But I'll say, "Listen, stop your whingeing." 552 00:35:40,437 --> 00:35:42,436 "The Amish don't moan about it." 553 00:35:42,437 --> 00:35:45,376 "But whilst you're at it, get in the garden, sort stuff out." 554 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,116 "Get off your arse!" 555 00:35:47,117 --> 00:35:50,596 That's the thing here. They do graft hard, don't they? 556 00:35:50,597 --> 00:35:53,636 And have you noticed, I've seen a few Amish knocking about, 557 00:35:53,637 --> 00:35:56,676 none of them are fat, cos they're all out and about doing stuff. 558 00:35:56,677 --> 00:36:00,196 They're out in the open air, not eating crap, growing their own stuff. 559 00:36:00,197 --> 00:36:01,576 They've got it right. 560 00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:03,457 It's just the beard that's daft. 561 00:36:05,177 --> 00:36:08,776 I don't think I could pull off a beard quite like you. What's that? 562 00:36:08,777 --> 00:36:10,757 I don't think I'd suit a beard. 563 00:36:18,357 --> 00:36:20,996 I think moaning is good for you. 564 00:36:20,997 --> 00:36:24,696 Makes you feel alive, a good moan, a good rant. 565 00:36:24,697 --> 00:36:26,916 That's why I couldn't live in America. 566 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:30,616 Everyone thinks you should be happy. It's all about living the dream. 567 00:36:30,617 --> 00:36:35,156 If you're living the dream, how do you know if you're awake or asleep? 568 00:36:35,157 --> 00:36:38,936 That's what I quite like. I quite like having bad dreams. 569 00:36:38,937 --> 00:36:40,996 You wake up and go, "Thank God for that." 570 00:36:40,997 --> 00:36:43,876 If your dreams are better than your life, what is the point? 571 00:36:43,877 --> 00:36:46,937 Your dreams should never be better than your real life. 572 00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:52,876 Unless you're a sloth. 573 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:55,397 Because then they're asleep a lot, aren't they? 574 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,556 Got a text from Steve. He says, 575 00:37:01,557 --> 00:37:05,156 "We understand you are getting a little bit bored of driving, 576 00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:07,496 so we have arranged a flight for you 577 00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:10,876 to see the end of Route 66 from above." 578 00:37:10,877 --> 00:37:14,796 I'm not a big fan of flying. He knows that. 579 00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:17,017 I've got to meet this bloke called Greg. 580 00:37:19,397 --> 00:37:20,676 Greg? Yes. 581 00:37:20,677 --> 00:37:22,857 Hi, Greg. How are you? 582 00:37:24,697 --> 00:37:28,496 I'm about to do something I'm not looking forward to. 583 00:37:28,497 --> 00:37:29,537 You want to go flying? 584 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:33,156 I've never been in a plane that's open. 585 00:37:33,157 --> 00:37:36,896 I have that fear of wind hitting against me, not been able to breathe. 586 00:37:36,897 --> 00:37:39,876 You're not gonna get to ride in the seat that much. 587 00:37:39,877 --> 00:37:41,637 You're gonna ride up on top the wing. 588 00:37:41,638 --> 00:37:43,717 That would be your best view. 589 00:37:51,397 --> 00:37:52,997 I'm sick of it. 590 00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:56,237 No-one seems to care. 591 00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:01,156 You don't need to do this these days. 592 00:38:01,157 --> 00:38:03,676 There's loads of cheap airlines. 593 00:38:03,677 --> 00:38:06,436 You can't get a seat for a quid. 594 00:38:06,437 --> 00:38:10,757 But here I am... standing on a wing. 595 00:38:15,237 --> 00:38:16,956 You've got to grab hold of these... 596 00:38:16,957 --> 00:38:18,636 Remember, I'm gonna be high up. 597 00:38:18,637 --> 00:38:22,136 You've got to grab hold of these, pull yourself up. 598 00:38:22,137 --> 00:38:24,276 Put your foot there. 599 00:38:24,277 --> 00:38:26,596 Hang on. So, put your foot there. 600 00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:29,956 Look how tight it is here. You can't put your foot on that. 601 00:38:29,957 --> 00:38:32,196 It's like playing Twister. 602 00:38:32,197 --> 00:38:34,916 There's all these sharp things I keep catching myself on. 603 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:36,677 These nuts and bolts. 604 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,956 Fucking hell. 605 00:38:40,957 --> 00:38:43,656 I'm not doing it, Jamie, forget it. 606 00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:46,556 You've seen that I've tried. I don't have to do all this. 607 00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:50,096 Route 66 was the idea of the whole thing. 608 00:38:50,097 --> 00:38:54,116 He keeps pissing me off. He's always making me look like a knob. 609 00:38:54,117 --> 00:38:57,376 Why have I got to wear this really? 610 00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:59,716 Spiderman at a funeral. 611 00:39:03,137 --> 00:39:04,117 I'm not doing it. 612 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:08,456 I told you at the beginning. I said, "It's Route 66." 613 00:39:08,457 --> 00:39:11,716 You talked about bungee-jumping and all that other daft stuff. 614 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:14,136 I said, "I don't want to do any of that." 615 00:39:14,137 --> 00:39:17,556 I look like a right fucking knobhead, and it's not even a new plane. 616 00:39:17,557 --> 00:39:19,877 It's a really old one. We sat in your office... 617 00:39:23,217 --> 00:39:24,296 Yeah. 618 00:39:24,297 --> 00:39:26,117 Honestly, it's an old... 619 00:39:34,277 --> 00:39:36,076 But this is... 620 00:39:36,077 --> 00:39:38,876 No, cos this is my bucket list. 621 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,877 No. No. 622 00:39:42,637 --> 00:39:44,537 It's not chickening out. 623 00:39:46,477 --> 00:39:47,715 No, it's not chickening out. 624 00:39:56,057 --> 00:39:58,337 Alright, where is it? What... 625 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:33,437 Forget it. I'm not getting on stage wearing that. 626 00:41:27,917 --> 00:41:29,956 Fucking hell! 627 00:41:43,297 --> 00:41:45,976 No! No! 628 00:41:45,977 --> 00:41:47,777 I don't like it! 629 00:41:50,577 --> 00:41:53,776 Greg! I want to go down! 630 00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:56,657 I want to go down! 631 00:42:00,737 --> 00:42:03,596 You fucking twat! 632 00:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,837 You bastards! 633 00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:11,680 Next time on An Idiot Abroad... 634 00:42:11,718 --> 00:42:14,316 You said you weren't willing to climb Everest. 635 00:42:14,317 --> 00:42:16,996 What about climb Mount Fuji in Japan? Ah! 636 00:42:16,997 --> 00:42:19,176 Is that nicer than the other mountains? 637 00:42:19,177 --> 00:42:21,476 Out of all the mountains, is that the best one? 638 00:42:21,477 --> 00:42:24,216 A free trip to Japan. A doddle. 639 00:42:24,217 --> 00:42:25,657 Enjoy. 640 00:42:27,477 --> 00:42:31,057 Jesus Christ. No idea where I am, what I'm doing. 641 00:42:33,657 --> 00:42:36,356 You're gonna end up killing me. Look at the size of him. 642 00:42:36,357 --> 00:42:39,236 How did you like it? I didn't like it. 643 00:42:39,237 --> 00:42:40,876 Right, that's enough! 644 00:42:40,877 --> 00:42:42,017 Look at this. 645 00:42:45,197 --> 00:42:46,036 Fuck. 646 00:42:46,037 --> 00:42:48,516 I get stressed out with builders at home. 647 00:42:48,517 --> 00:42:49,857 They never turn up on time. 648 00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:53,337 When they do, I want them focused on the plumbing. 649 00:42:55,557 --> 00:42:58,217 Walks like it shit itself. 650 00:42:59,237 --> 00:43:02,856 The good thing is, Ricky and Steve haven't seen any of it. 651 00:43:02,857 --> 00:43:04,376 Who's the idiot? 652 00:43:04,377 --> 00:43:06,436 Look how high it is. 653 00:43:06,437 --> 00:43:10,016 I'm not fucking looking. 654 00:43:12,142 --> 00:43:17,442 Subtitles by ITFC, MemoryOnSmells www.addic7ed.com